Friday, September 9, 2011

enam ratus tiga puluh tiga

5 perks of having a boyfriend:

(i dont have one, but just from past experiences)

1. free food.
i mean, really, free food. why do you go to a networking event? free food. why do you follow your parents to a colleague's wedding? free food. why do you go to lame birthday parties? free food. why do you have a boyfriend? free food.

2. free ride.
they drive you everywhere! work, uni/school, grocery shopping, shopping, other needs.

3. self-esteem boost.
girls are pretty damn sensitive. knowing someone wants you is such a self-esteem boost.

4. someone to ramble on to.
when youre international and you have noone to ramble on about the most random, girly things to? your boyfriend is there! its his obligation to listen to you ramble on about shizz.

5. that dress/blingage/book that you want.
see a cute dress? see a pretty ring? see an interesting book? take your boyfriend to that shop and say "oh look at that dress thats so cute!" go try it on, and say "awh im so broke, awh i guess i wont buy it". then he'll go "oh its ok honey i got it ;)" and youre good!
ps: helps if you have a banging bod and you look shexi in it.

and thats it!

GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!

NB. this list is fictional. ive never done any of those intentionally.
just coz i just watched wfp's 5 perks of having a girl friend video.

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